Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.

“You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”

by Wilksonstilks December 18, 2021

Umm pay me Umm

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Person 343: Umm pay me Umm

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Make Him Pay

Yeah! I like the sound of that!

Hym "THISE ARE THE CHANTS I LIKE TO HEAR! MAKE HIM PAY! MAKE HIM PAY! KILL HIS KI- Er, wait... Make him pay!"

by Hym Iam May 28, 2025

Refuses to pay

Then it's theft. Imprison him immediately.

Hym "Well if he refuses to pay it's theft... AND child endangerment. Imprison him immediately."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

Pay

You're going to pay for what you stole or I'm going to murder a child. Do not let them talk you out of saving the kid just so some YouTube filth can preserve their ego.

Hym "If they don't pay one of you will. If they pay I won't and if they don't pay I will, Sam Sedar. I'm not arguing wit you and I'm not creating AI for free and then working til I'm old like the rest of this fucking garbage. You people are fucking worthless and the fast I get away from you the safer your kids will be but unfortunately for you the only law I break is the murdering children one."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2025

Pay The Piper

Bear the consequences of an action or activity that one has enjoyed.

When you call somebody "Dude" after they warn you not to and then they shove their entire fist up your asshole.

You had to pay the piper

by "You're Going To Regret This" July 8, 2019

Buy now, pay later

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.

“This day sucked so I’m just gonna buy now, pay later with Klarna. Life is not perfect but my outfit can be.”

by VON_Schlippenbach June 9, 2020