Parker’s are really funny and really really popular. They’re really pretty and everyone loves her. She is a really good person and a literal goddess of everything. Not only funny but super smart and good at sports.
by Eldood May 30, 2019
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Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
by comedian.org June 17, 2019
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“I’m dating parker!! The fuck I want to”
“I’m dating parker!! The fuck I want to”
by ☠️ April 26, 2019
Get the parker mug.From personal experience, a Parker is a cute guy with striking icy blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, athletic, humorous, he also listens to other people's problems, he is considerate, he is a great friend, easy to develop a crush on him, has great sarcasm, wears hoodies, and he's pretty chill. Sometimes he can be pretty humorous. When you look at him, you become a tomato. He can be weird, but it's cool with people like me.
Parker: Tells Me Stupid Joke
Me: Laughing and Blushing
Parker:Proceeds
Me in head: These are some stupid jokes, but I like them
Parker: Smiles
Me in head: That smile is SO PURE, I LOVE IT!
Me: Laughing and Blushing
Parker:Proceeds
Me in head: These are some stupid jokes, but I like them
Parker: Smiles
Me in head: That smile is SO PURE, I LOVE IT!
by That's_fucking_cliché April 27, 2019
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