dancing to appear as a crab by shuffling side to side with your hands in the air opening and closing like tongs. if you do so well enough you might fool others around you into thinking you’re actually a crab. takes a lot of practice tho
by justacrabdancer May 31, 2020
by Mmeow_meoww April 19, 2015
Cig crabs are sentient crabs who enjoy smoking. They are prone to showing up during activities to dispense commentary at the price of a humiliation. It is customary to thank the cig crab for its consideration.
It was early so I was watching Arthur on TV. The show literally said "just be yourself" and I saw a cig crab on the bed next to me, he said "That's what I do" and scratched my face. Thanks cig crab.
by Dusty Pump October 07, 2014
Most appropriately a promiscuous woman. However can just be generalized to any female. References the sexually transmitted genital organism commonly referred to as "the crabs."
by cnt55 May 29, 2008
the act of inserting two fist's into a woman's vagina, and then once in her musky cave, the lower fist sprawls out and does a tickling motion using the fingers !!
Dave:How did go with that girl last night??
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!
by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012
by TipToeBurglar March 11, 2014
After fisting your hoe's pussy, you drop your balls into her gaped fuck hole to give your nut sack a good washing in her slut sauce, only to have her cunt lips squeeze around your balls and clamp them in place like a crab in a crab pot.
I tried to wash my balls in that bitches fuck hole, but my nuts got clamped in her bitch ditch like a crab in a crab pot.
by halascanid February 05, 2022