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point percy

To aim one's penis at the urinal.
Yeah, had a few tubes with the boys then just as the food arrived I had to point percy and wouldn't you know when I got back the mongrels had taken me steak.
by Ockerbloke November 26, 2007
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gash points

A scoring system designed to allow the fair distribution of sexual favours. Gash points may be achieved by the display of wit, athleticism, physical attributes (ie' genitals) intelligence, skills and wealth.
Playing the guitar while doing pressups? That's worth twenty gash points!
by scottsman_too_hotsman March 7, 2009
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point slap

A means of resolving a conflict by physically pointing at someone, and then slapping them so hard that they get the point.
That bitch Jessica told me that she fucked Ben, so I had to point slap her.
by Bizznasty August 20, 2005
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Safe points

An abitury scale of trust, similar to lad points but less homosexual,
used often by the working class, mainly Bengali male adolescents, sometimes white males if circumstances allow,

they are used in the north of England and signify trust between two friends, No safe can be used to signify the loss of trust
lad 1'hey did u keep that secret'

lad 2'ye mate'
lad 1 'muchos safe points'

another example
lad 1 ' did u snake me out'
lad 2 'ye'
lad 1 'no safe man'
by RUle britania December 5, 2017
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Laughing Point

Describing how easily a person laughs at things. Comparable to the boiling point (where the water starts to boil when it becomes too hot). Laughing point is the point where you start laughing at something when you find something funny.

Directly translated from the Chinese word ‘笑点’
'You have a high laughing point'.
'Really? I think my laughing point is quite low. I laugh at almost everything'.
by mochibabe April 14, 2020
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Selling Point

Referred to any feature that a company or entrepreneurial organization uses to greatly promote their product as a way to catch the attention of the customer.

Note that selling points don't always mean the product is good, as some companies tend to force selling points that wouldn't bring any benefit or generate any interest in the potential customer.
Jack: Hey, did you see that new Black Ops 4 trailer? It's so cool!
Kevin: Yeah, I saw it. Honestly, I don't like how the studio is using the "Battle Royale" feature as their selling point.
by Mac-n-chose October 1, 2018
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Weston Point

Was the only decent part of Runcorn left, located on the decent side of The Mersey.
That is until a load of scouser rejects turned up and the place turned into a shithole.

Residents, mutated by years of heavy chemical exposure are indesructable, but are still clever enough to know to barracade thier windows lest their tele's get robbed.
Weston Point was a fine village till the reject scousers had off with me car and threw up on me cat.
by Savvy McNoodle December 9, 2007
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