Sir Text-A-Lot

A dude who is always busy texting random women and is continuously distracted from everything else going on around him.

Hey, Sir Text-A-Lot, it’s your turn at the pool table, everyone is waiting.

by Inkzall March 22, 2024

Sir

A courtesy title you should be using to address ME.

Me: A vodka martini shaken, not stirred
You: Right away Sir.

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

Sir’ John

Sir’ John’s usually have really big dicks they our also really good in bed but they our really strong and muscular

Girl 1: Yea Sir’ John had a really big dick
Girl 2: Was he good at using it
Girl 1: amazing

by yourgaylol November 28, 2023

Mr Sir

A great name for a great mate

How are we mr sir

by Sleeeeppy December 11, 2021

Sir Spaghettio Man

Sir Spaghettio Man (the first of his name) is the twin brother of Voldy the Baldy. He has two noeses due to him stealing Valdy’s in the womb. He has a rather strange obsession with toeses.

Wyatt: Who is this Sir Spaghettio Man?
Lilly: Voldy the Baldy’s twin brother, of course!

by Dybuai July 6, 2024

Sir Moron

a king or night whos an idiot

did you hear the king passed that dumb law
yeah hes a sir moron

by sir moron da great June 26, 2024

sir-madam

a man who is not a man. without a tool,a lesbian moron.

judy is a lesbian so every one calls him/her(use whatever you want to) sir-madam

by lesbianhunter October 13, 2004