Taco Kid

Urban legend in Providence, RI. Resembles a drunken four-year-old in a taco suit, having WAY too much fun. Keep your eyes peeled, and report alleged sightings. P.S. Taco Kid loves to party.

"I was going to go to Cafe Four-Twelve, but I'm going wherever taco kid's going!" - innocent Providence College student

"Did you see taco kid face plant at Clubbie's last weekend?!"

"Why is zero regard being given to the fact that there is a drunken four year old running down Thayer Street in a taco costume?" - Brown University student

by Projo Analyst April 29, 2012

Ultimate Taco

When a girl gets hit in her vagina and rolls over in pain.

I ULTIMATE TACOED Marina so hard that she saw stars.

by Arriving in Jeruselem May 3, 2015

Backyard Taco

(adj) - The act of having anal sex with a female where few to no pleasantries were offered prior to the deed.

“Yo - how was that backyard taco?” “Bruh - it was aite, already forgot that dirt clods name, got the gram tho”

by DirtClodLife April 21, 2021

Free Taco

When you fall on a concrete or other hard surface and break your wrist bones.

My friend was ice-skating on the lake the other day and accidentally free taco´d himself.

by Jester Clown January 23, 2020

Raining Tacos

song by parrygripp made on august 27 2012

Raining Tacos is a good song

by AEAES19999999999 August 7, 2021

taco porch

The roll of belly fat that hangs down off of a larger woman, protecting her pink taco from the elements

I bet there is a ton of moisture under that taco porch tonight!

by Resqtech July 7, 2018

Toledo Taco

When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.

PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.

by T Town Playas January 28, 2006