nappy pitstop

carer nigel changing his dead mums nappy 27 times per day. 28 if you consider the one she's buried in.

nappy pitstop nice

by mrs tosser November 24, 2025

noon napper

the ability to say FUCK IT and to fall back asleep till noon

my boss is pissed because i'm a noon napper

by iggyvanzant November 6, 2007

Filthy Napper

When someone likes to nap anywhere, at anytime. Someone you see taking a cheeky little filthy nap whenever they can.

What a filthy napper that hairy old woman is!

by Cheese Hunter May 26, 2010

jimi-napping

The unlawful act of capturing and carrying away a strangely homosexual man, with a rather small wiener that tends to touch your ears a lot and call you papa, against their will and holding them in false imprisonment.

Usually occurs with no additional request for random as the ear touching tends to be enough.

"He was jimi-napped, what should we do?!"

(confusion sets in)

..."another jimi-napping?!"

(police respond)

"We just need to wait for him to make his move, hopefully he'll leave the damn guy's ear alone.

by jimony snicket August 5, 2010

Scarlet Napper

n. name applied to the outrageously sunburned pate of a Northern Irishman vacationing in Florida caused by a liberal use of Bud Lite and “male” moisturizers.

Roy put your Rangers cap back on. NASA called, your scarlet napper is blinding the astronauts on the International Space Station again.

by Annieger September 19, 2012

Desktop Nappin

resting your head on the desk in the classroom from back in the day.

Desktop Nappin is when your so tired that you rest your head anywhere through out the day, but only when you got a lot on your menu, it's like when you rested your head on the desk in the classroom from back in the day.

by Jack Atallah February 15, 2013

Booty Napper

One who steals another's sexual partner.

Damn that Chris guy is such a booty napper, he swept Tiffany from right under my nose.

by Analrapist69 November 6, 2014