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nail fail

1) A damn ugly nail art design, usually done without skill or thought.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.
1) Damn Melanie, did a lizard take a shit on your nails? What a nail fail!

2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.
by Ifailedatlife December 20, 2015
mugGet the nail failmug.

The Rusty Nail

A shitty gossip blog that invades the privacy of writers in the small press. Goes around violating the privacy of writers on facebook by making their private facebook postings public. One of the many shit bloggers out there thinking they're famous because they hammer on people who don't deserve it.
The Rusty Nail emerged when she decided to stalk a certain author's Xanga blog, she got five of the writers blogs pulled when the writer had a video blog revealing who she is.
by illinoishorrorman November 4, 2010
mugGet the The Rusty Nailmug.

osu! nails

A specific way that girl osu! players get their nails professionally done, most commonly with acrylics. The new nails are done on every finger except the two that they tap with, making them still able to play their favorite game while looking pretty
I have my nail appointment tomorrow! I hope they dont give me weird looks when I ask for the osu! nails. I can't handle any more embarrassment.
by jwok_ February 4, 2024
mugGet the osu! nailsmug.

Nail tech

the most talented person you'll ever meet. makes tiny pictures all the time for fun. basically a therapist.
who needs a therapist when you have a nail tech????
by futurecosmotologist January 25, 2024
mugGet the Nail techmug.

coke nails

A long nail on any finger, usually the pinky, that is used to do a quick bump of cocaine.
You want a bump?

Sure but I don't have a key.

It's cool, I'll just use one of my coke nails.
by boobzilla August 25, 2013
mugGet the coke nailsmug.

screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)
Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"
by TheWilley September 30, 2018
mugGet the screwing the nailmug.

Skank nails

Fingernails too long to wipe your ass, difficult hygiene, nasty
She probably has a hard time wiping her ass with those skank nails.
by Taintedbird July 19, 2025
mugGet the Skank nailsmug.

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