A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.
"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
by Upamonaco August 22, 2024
 Get the Milk Mopmug.
Get the Milk Mopmug. Something that you mom uses to Clean the floor. Sometimes Jerry will hit you with one if you escape the basement. Woman named Karen will sometimes threaten you with one after they kill oversized avocado looking spider on the wall.
by Sir oofsilot November 3, 2019
 Get the Mopmug.
Get the Mopmug.  Get the mop headsmug.
Get the mop headsmug. by D.Fire June 5, 2022
 Get the Moppingmug.
Get the Moppingmug. by TonyMophead December 12, 2008
 Get the Mop Fivemug.
Get the Mop Fivemug. A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.
by mcspeedyburger December 8, 2023
 Get the Does An Airman Mop The Floormug.
Get the Does An Airman Mop The Floormug.