Mop

It's a weave gone bad

You have to go fix your mop

by DOGGFACE380 November 21, 2021

Milk Mop

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.

"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Mop

Something that you mom uses to Clean the floor. Sometimes Jerry will hit you with one if you escape the basement. Woman named Karen will sometimes threaten you with one after they kill oversized avocado looking spider on the wall.

You: *escapes basement*
Jerry: *wack*
You: what is that
Jerry: a mop

by Sir oofsilot November 3, 2019

mop heads

People with Dreds

I was walking and 4 mop heads pulled up on me and asked me where I was from

by Bagu March 20, 2021

Mopping

When a sports team wins a 7 game series 4 games to 1, after missing out on sweeping the series.

Celtics will end up mopping Golden State after missing out on sweeping the series by losing game 2.

by D.Fire June 5, 2022

Mop Five

The act of putting your hand on your Mop(Hair) and Hi-Fiving another person that also has a mop

I mop fived my friend when i saw her.

by TonyMophead December 12, 2008

Does An Airman Mop The Floor

A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.

“Hey man, are you drinking this weekend?”

“Shittt, does an airman mop the floor?”

by mcspeedyburger December 8, 2023