moose cracker

an epithet, generally spoken in anger/surprise at something going wrong

Son of a moose cracker, that stupid driver cut me off

by moosecracker October 31, 2007

bull moose

having sex doggystyle and placing your thumbs to the sides of your head and extending your fingers like antlers. The girl (or guy) recieving is not supposed to know. If you have a witness you've joined the bull moose club.

Last night she had no idea I pulled a bull moose. Larry was secretly watching and now I'm in the bull moose club!

by h.d. April 15, 2006

Moose Knuckle

The male version of camel toe.

I saw the moose knuckle in his shorts!

by jwrites1 November 7, 2010

moose genitals

Michael Jackson has something to do with it 🤔🤷🙄

look up youtube, moose genitals

by LogicSays June 11, 2018

moose-knuckle

bearded clam

punani in full effect

by wendy December 15, 2003

moose nuggets

Basically a cameltoe on a guy.
When a man's pants are so tight that the crotch seam on his jeans, well you can just picture the rest...

Damn, major moose nuggets over there.

by banana1237 December 16, 2011

drop a moose

verb. 1) a person of Canadian decent taking a large crap

The canadian went to drop a moose off at the wildlife reserve.

by Woobilly Beall October 27, 2010