moose

n. A fat ugly woman

Have you seen John's new bird - what a moose!

by Shevek September 22, 2002

Moose

A tired, typically quiet person, especially one who has consumed large amounts of water

"He wouldn't say anything - just kept chugging water. He's such a moose."

by Phoebe Buffay April 19, 2006

moose

a slave; originating during the Koren War. Families would sell their children to work for foreigners as "moose." Sometimes the female moose had other responsibilities...

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

Moosing

The act of using excessive force in basic tasks. It usually involves nails, hammers, smashing, breaking, or otherwise general destruction. Moosing should be avoided in public places.

I asked my roommate to throw away his beer cans. He smashed it on the floor and then chucked it at the garbage can and made a bigger mess then there was originally. Moosing at its finest...

by Anonymous11235813 March 12, 2012

Moosed

Moosed is the definition of drunk or stoned!

i was moosed lastnight man had to much drink!

by Michael Long September 27, 2005

moosed

To completely and utterly destroy whatever you are trying to fix, more specifically a piece of computer hardware.

I tried to install my new CPU, but I completely moosed up the socket and caught my room on fire at the same time.

by drainpip May 10, 2010

Moosed

To feel lethargic or run down.

"I had a huge night last night and today I feel totally moosed."

by Ice Jackson September 7, 2008