hot monster

noun, take a shit, the bigger the better.

Oh, man I feel five years younger after dropping that hot monster!

by Skyeler April 26, 2006

Queefenstein's Monster

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.

Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.

by The Disturbed Doctor October 10, 2009

two-headed monster

A two headed dildo that bitches be grinding on simultaneously.

Those white bitches in Requiem For A Dream were taking that two-headed monster so hard there pussies were touching.

by Rolexxx March 6, 2010

vagina monster

1. A fat, wrinkly, saggy, old vagina.
2. Disformed vagina.
2. A diss

sally - shut up you ugly disgusting vagina monster!

by remah August 22, 2006

Pussy Monster

A beast of a man whose very existence is laced with the intention of procuring females. A Pussy Monster is born and not made. Pussy Monsters are extremely versatile and can hunt alone or in packs. A Pussy Monster is unable to comprehend the term 'Standards' and will never knowingly refuse an opportunity to conquer a female.
Although their diet can vary wildly, they do seem to have a particular 'penchant' for a delicacy known as an 'Ewok'.

"Uh oh! That Pussy Monster just destroyed an Ewok in that tent"

by Mike Marrey August 2, 2007

Japanese Pixel Monster

The Japanese Pixel Monster, which can be abbreviated to JPM, is a horrendous and despicable creature which lurks throughout the vast majority of the Japanese porn which is available online. This sinister creature only appears as the video is working towards the climax and the genitals of the featured men or women are about to be revealed. It then remains for the duration of the video, constantly looming over your otherwise enjoyable viewing experience. The most heinous aspect of the Japanese Pixel Monster is actually how *little* it blurs out: every part can be identified, and even curvature is distinguishable—nevertheless, the malevolent little pixels serve as a much unwelcome distraction and give the feeling of watching some kind of watered-down softcore porno (even though what you are really viewing is most likely some pretty sick shit). This can often result in a discouraging atmosphere, leaving the once hopeful audience with a chronic case of blue balls for the rest of the night.

Evidently, the Japanese Pixel Monster is a product of Japanese censorship laws wherein adult movie theaters are free to show absolutely anything (be it live-action or animated), so long as any genitals are blurred.

--Example--

Pervert: "So I was watching this awesome porno with two Japanese chicks crapping on each others' chests... it was really hot, except when they went to do the close up—get this—the Japanese Pixel Monster came along and blurred out the girl's ass hole! Can you believe that?? I could barely see the turd squeezing its way out.. so now I'm like... pssssht... what was even the point of all that build-up, ya know?"

Friend: "Dude, that's fucked up."

Pervert: "I know, right?!"

Friend: "No, I mean I can't believe you watch that sick shit."

Pervert: "Oh.."

Friend: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."

Pervert: "Oh, I see......"

by whiteNerd<3aznGurlz March 23, 2010

Monsterburg Manor

The house of Dave Monsterburg, where he conducts his strange experiments in social networking, side splitting comedy and others thing that the loyal followers love everyday, the manor is the coolest place to live this side of Disneyland

all sorts of craziness daliy at the Monsterburg Manor
monsterburg

by doyac January 21, 2011