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moist nipples

When you subscribe to HAMBONE! on YouTube, your nipples get inflammatory and just get all wet and moist.
Person 1: Dude I just watched HAMBONE! 's new vid called cuisine analysis and my nipples got so moist I couldn't go to school the next day
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm
by MoistFriend69 January 26, 2017
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moist

Someone weird or like embarrassing. Can give you the ick or weird feeling, they’re usually a beg. Usually used to describe males who do gay shit like make bands and fake being high or drunk. Very embarrassing and contagious disease xx
person 1: “did you watch ‘daniels’ story ?”
person 2: “yhh... ‘the godfathers’ are too moist”
by flowersdiehard January 2, 2022
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Moist Teat

The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."
Person: Moist teat.

Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.
by Gavroche Enjolras November 12, 2012
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Moist

When a person is being wet or annoying towards you in behave
Bro your moving bare moist
by mickmapbap April 30, 2025
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Moist bridge collapse

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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Moist

Wet in the area involving sex or horny actions
I got very moist after it
by Sevensevie November 6, 2017
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Moist

Moist is the most popular slang term of the 21st century. Nowadays Moist is used with a positive connotation. Moist refers to everything positive, whether it be cool, awesome, or simply pretty good.
How you doing today?

I'm pretty moist today thank you.

Hey, how was the movie?
It was so moist that it just made me moist.

Aww dude that's so moist.
by Moist is the Thing March 21, 2018
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