moist grapefruit road

everyone loves grapefruit road, but its moist. if you think its dry fuck you. if you go down moist grapefruit road be careful not to crash on the moist road

lez: i have no fucking clue how to use moist grapefruit road in a fucking word amalgamation

by DiscordReject4 August 1, 2025

Moist Diane

When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.

Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.

by GrundleStiltskin69 November 23, 2019

Moist

Wet in the area involving sex or horny actions

I got very moist after it

by Sevensevie November 6, 2017

Moist

Moist is the most popular slang term of the 21st century. Nowadays Moist is used with a positive connotation. Moist refers to everything positive, whether it be cool, awesome, or simply pretty good.

How you doing today?

I'm pretty moist today thank you.

Hey, how was the movie?
It was so moist that it just made me moist.

Aww dude that's so moist.

by Moist is the Thing March 21, 2018

Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022

Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.

I'm going to give you a moist milton later..

by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022

moist chestnut

The art of catching semen on the chest area while showering

I called bae over for a moist chestnut before work

by Don Juan Cheadle December 9, 2017