Moist January

Much like Dry January but more liberal. Only drink in January while getting a blow job.

While getting a blow job last night, I decided to make it a moist January.

by Lake House Terms January 8, 2023

moist molly

A moist molly is like a wet willy but where you put your finger in a belly button instead

Ah mate, she gave me a moist molly!

by AlanaLecter July 8, 2023

Moist

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Moist

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

moist

People hate the word, which makes it a weapon to world dominance.

Chad: this cake is so *grins maniacally* moist
Jim: EW WTF why did u say that
Chaid: m o i s t
Jim: *screets and runs away*

by sheeeeeesh_itsme November 30, 2021

moist

a wet (moist) thing

mmmmmm, moist

by moist girl October 28, 2019

moist shobe

a shobe that has water all over its fur

“Mom, look at that moist shobe!”

by MlemShobe November 1, 2019

moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.

When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.

by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020