Mobile Racist

A person who sits on social media and does nothing but troll other people based on race. They throw old statistics and refuse to acknowledge new information. These people probably never done nothing to help their own community but are obsessed with tearing down others. Arguing with them is like talking to a brick wall. Mobile racists rarely has any educated facts and throws racial slurs in response to experiencing cognitive dissonance. These clowns most likely never experienced racism in their life but go off based on stereotypes.
This behaviour is usually from incels more than women. They usually take the time to create fake Instagram pages about races, especially Black people, and post disturbing photos with racist commentary.

Mobile racist: Slavery ended 200 years ago!! Get over it.

Mobile racist: When one person does something its on the whole community

Mobile racist: BuT BlACK LiVES MaTteR RiGhT??

by wigsnatcha April 9, 2021

Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

Mobile Homeless

Someone who lives in a car.

I live in 72 stationwagon behind walmat this week . That makes me Mobile Homeless.

by West21 October 6, 2012

Mobile Crime Scene

The Mobile Crime Scene is usually a dilapidated RV that runs well enough to move its tweaker occupants to various locations around town. RV's are preferred since their classification as a "home" makes search warrants more difficult to obtain. The term can also apply to creepy cargo vans or other vehicles that look to be used for nefarious purposes.

If something smells funny in the neghborhood you should check if the tweakers have set up a Mobile Crime Scene and started cooking up meth.

by random thoughts November 4, 2012

Chonch Mobile

one of the chonch brothers. hes a boss.

Chonch Mobile: im a boss
Chonch Cycle: me too.

by Chonch Mobile July 4, 2012

P-Mobiling

When a person is using the restroom while talking or texting on his/her cell phone at the same time.

The man was p-mobiling at the urinal next to me.

by spc20 July 13, 2012

Mobile Crockpot

When you pass gas in a vehicle while sitting on a heated seat, creating a slow cooking of the bomb that just dropped from ones colon.

Dude, what's that smell? Are you mobile crockpotting?

While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.

by Slainte October 4, 2013