Plaas mobile

A very big truck, almost like a Toyota hilux, sometimes referred as the Frik mobile.

I drive mr louw’s plaas mobile on the farm

by RealOGjames November 15, 2017

Control mobile

It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it

Friend: what did you do last night

Me: me and my wife done a control mobile

by Digbickboy96024 March 9, 2021

mobile cones

Smoking bongs in a moving vehicle. Can also be extended to driving to a carpark/spot and smoking in the parked car.

Stoner: "Smoking here at my house is getting boring, lets go for some mobile cones."

by Diego November 13, 2003

Scheweebi Mobile

A Little Tikes car that is modded to where it can reach maximum speeds of 23 mph

Dave: “Have you seen that Jerry got a brand new Scheweebi Mobile”
Bob: “Yeah dude I’m jealous it can go 23 mph”

by ScheweebiMan July 31, 2022

Typing on Mobile Keyboards

Even worse than typing on Xbox, PlayStation, and TV.

Person 1: I haye being alive
Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.

by moth. August 7, 2021

P-Mobiling

When a person is using the restroom while talking or texting on his/her cell phone at the same time.

The man was p-mobiling at the urinal next to me.

by spc20 July 13, 2012

mobile remorse

When you regret using SO MUCH HANDPHONE in your life and not being able to do the things you want or wish to do.

In 2088...

"My grandpa's got a serious case of mobile remorse. He can no longer do the things he wanted in life instead of gaming."

by much_professional August 9, 2018