minecraft hardcore

you die and never live again. basically real life.

random kid: bruh i just died on my minecraft hardcore world.
Mom: TAKE OUT THE DANG TRASH AND STOP PLAYING THAT CURSED GAME

by dynamicpov February 2, 2022

Minecraft Logic

A crappy out-of-touch with reality logic from the famous 2009 game, Minecraft. It includes breaking crops when jumping on them, gold tools being the most useless tools in the game, and a portable hell from a very old version of the game which was removed, achieving godspeed with riding a CANOE (it is called a boat in-game) on ice! Not an iceboat, a canoe. Stopping the player from being poisonous, nauseous and all that good/bad stuff that is included in the game just by drinking milk. Plus, it is straight from the cow. Not pasteurized. And also you can get a music disc by making a creeper (an exploding mob in the game) get killed by a skeleton! (Self-explanatory skeleton with a bow) And much more stupid things.

Hey dude, what is the crappiest video game logic you know?
It's the Minecraft logic. There are so many out-of-touch things.

by Arcxxus February 6, 2022

Minecraft Launcher

The launcher you download when you buy minecraft

Jack: I'm gonna buy minecraft

Liam: Okay! lets play together

Jack: Let me launch the game with the Minecraft Launcher

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ March 13, 2022

minecraft enjoyer

Someone who plays Minecraft, but isn’t obsessed with it, just enjoys it

Hes a Minecraft enjoyer

by RandomGuyIdk March 17, 2022

Minecraft PE

What "Minecraft: Bedrock Edition" used to be called for mobile devices. The PE stands for Pocket Edition, which honestly sounds like a much more applicable name than Bedrock. Thus, I will keep referring it to Pocket Edition.

Back then, Pocket Edition was basically a Lite version of Minecraft meant for on-the-go experiences. It was more for killing time (e.g. waiting for bus) than for actually getting invested in the game. Today however, the transition from PE to Bedrock Edition has basically turned the mobile game into full-fledged Minecraft (with some limitations of course).

Minecraft Bedrock Edition — {Drake Disapproving Face}
Minecraft PE (Pocket Edition) — {Drake Approving Face}

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 10, 2022

Minecraft solidarity

when you put a stance of solidarity and working together in video games as a test run for the real thing.
when you causes a revolution "in Minecraft" by creating mass solidarity.

"I'm surprised Minecraft solidarity even works"

by Anarchon March 6, 2021

Minecraft Merchies

A toy you buy from Mojang

Minecraft Merchies! Minecraft Merchies!

by lilyoy March 23, 2021