Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Simply, my cum brings all the boys to my crotch.
(To eat me out, go down on me)

Hey guys, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by Jonathan Gohanovich March 25, 2010

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

Frosty milkshake

After getting a boobjob a man ejaculates on to the bare breasts of the woman, next the man slaps the woman's cum drenched boobs making them jiggle or "shake" with the milky cum all over them.

Tula slapped Marcus after he gave her a frosty milkshake.

by DannyTheScoob April 10, 2017

Strawberry Milkshake

When you fuck a girl on her period and cum in her pussy, effectively mixing both together and creating a delicious treat

John: I gave that girl a Strawberry Milkshake yesterday, you want some?
Mike: what the fuck John

by imintheforest September 20, 2021

mar-a-lago milkshake

The act of cumming into a cup of ice cream, making an ex pornstar eat said ice cream and then paying her off to never mention your tiny mushroom penis.

I gave that broad a mar-a-lago milkshake and paid her to leave.

by Dirty Donny T April 11, 2024

Salty Milkshake

A milkshake with Cum in it

I made her a nice salty milkshake

by TheRandomManInYourYard February 28, 2024