Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

by Lemon Duck February 20, 2009

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Simply, my cum brings all the boys to my crotch.
(To eat me out, go down on me)

Hey guys, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by Jonathan Gohanovich March 25, 2010

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

by mole_mole_mole February 25, 2020

Human milkshake

The act of giving one person an enema of milk, finding a slope of land to then roll them down and then proceeding to insert a straw in their rectum and drink the contents of the milk and shit which have then combined.

Hey Lisa, are you ready for your monthly human milkshake

Yes Bob, make it an extra cold one.

by ..ms.. April 05, 2023

Milkshake shot

Sexual act where the male ejaculates into a shot glass and the female drinks it.

Hey baby, I've got a milkshake shot for you.....

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Triple Milkshake Deluxe

The process of masturbating during an earthquake while having a seizure subsequently, thus performing the Triple Milkshake Deluxe.

Bob: "There's an earthquake, perfect time for a Triple Milkshake Deluxe! John, quickly drop into a seizure and masturbate! "

by T1ts March 24, 2022

kansas city milkshake

You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.

“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”

by Ataenzl July 14, 2022