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Smooth Milk

by Qari Saab November 18, 2020
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eternal milk

Water that quenches the thirst of cats, therefore giving them their nine lives.
The cat needed his eternal milk to revive a lost life.
by RachelAnne101 April 25, 2017
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Milk Duded

First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.
Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.
by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019
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Courtesy Milk

When your banging your girl and she reaches around to your ass, shoves her finger up your ass and milks your prostate at the same time. Produces intense orgasms and heavy loads.

May also be performed by a third party is one is involved like your girl’s girlfriend, your perverted uncle that likes to watch or your roommate lending a helping hand.
I was slinging ropes last night when I busted. She was giving me a courtesy milk.

Your mom is so kind braaaaahhhh. I can always count on a courtesy milk.

My uncle paid me $50 to watch me and my girl do the nasty. But he gave me a courtesy milk and now I’m kinda creeped.

My roommate walked in on me and Sheila going at it like rabbits. But I had him stay and give me a courtesy milk.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
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milk vampire

A baby who breastfeeds.
My wife's friend just had twins; she now has two milk vampires to feed all day. Brutal!
by csepulv August 12, 2007
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Kittens Milk

When you jizz in your own bellybutton and a girl licks it up.
my girlfriend drank my kittens milk last night!
by SwagKINGKURT July 3, 2010
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Nut Milk

Some hipster shit that they use in lattes instead of regular milk. Probably jizz.
Customer: can I get some nut milk in that latte?
Male barista: I'm sorry ma'am. It's been a long day and I'm bone dry.
by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019
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