Dipstick method

V) when you think you slept with a girl bnb who has and std but you dont want to go to a doctor to check so you sleep with someone else to see if they get it.

Hey man I heard you slept with heather, I just heard she has herpes.

Nah man I slept with amanda already I'm goood.

Dude go get tested the Dipstick Method is not advised.

by daxxtherealkira May 13, 2020

Jirka’s Ball Method

When you rest one of your balls on the neck of the bottle and create underpressure inside by heating it with a lighter.

Broo Jirka’s ball method just made me cum

by GeorgeCummington March 23, 2025

FF Method

The Frequent Flatulence or "FF" method is a form of subversive pheromonal dominance through the discrete lens of humor. It is when one person naturally or intentionally farts in the presence of another on a frequent basis and always in conjunction with a humorous jape or antic. The result (in theory) is that a pheromonal signal is deployed at the same moment as a humorous payoff, leading to a Pavlovian positive association with that person farting. By creating positive association within the targets mind with their flatulence, over time the flatulence becomes a "thing" or a cute quirk. In the most successful or severe cases, the target will be so programmed to feel happy at the occurrence of a fart and gag combo that the FF method user can redirect conversations, reverse bad moods, or get away with minor slights by simply farting and making a joke about it.

"Gallagher keeps doing the pull my finger joke and farting when we hang out, I think he's trying to use the FF Method on me!"

by wordturd777 October 12, 2022

The AOM Method

A method for acquiring the coefficients of binomials using the function defined as: For (a + b)^n
F(x)= nCx a^(n-x) b^x where { ℤ | 0 ≤ x ≤ n}

Person A: Did you hear about the AOM method!??
Person B: Yeah I know! It’s revolutionary!

by The KITKAT of kintucky October 23, 2023

Josmer Method

A study technique used by students, mostly in college or university. It involves binge drinking the night before an exam/s and writing it hungover. This kills anxiety and stress since you are nursing a massive headache.

Yo Zee stop worrying about your midterms. Just use the Josmer Method and you'll probably be fine

by tbvd ain uigrwnrvo ahin gu March 9, 2019

Vacuum method

Sucking a girls vagina to prevent pregnancy

Shall we do the vacuum method

by krisisbackandready June 17, 2025

The Triangle Method

An advanced technique for calculating the total distance traveled given the velocity and time. Commonly used in advanced motor-physics. Invented by the brilliant MOMS duo.

Yo broski malowski, we gotta use the triangle method for this problem.

by J Robert Oppenheimer September 10, 2025