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miss derringer

likes to bend over infront of young innocent children, has a distinctive smell, usually has a rather large nipple on, hangs out of tops on a regular basis, see munter
omg, miss D has a huge nipple on, she nearly poked my eye out
by mystery man April 19, 2005
mugGet the miss derringermug.

Ole' Miss

A college that you go to if you want to gradutate.
Ole' Miss held gradutation last Saturday.
by labrow00 June 1, 2006
mugGet the Ole' Missmug.

Something's missing

'Something's missing' is a term usually used by an individual who is either extremely hammered drunk or blazed (or both), while trying to create late night drinks or snacks (or both). No matter what random shit this person has already added to their concoction, they always feel like there is something else that would make the item just a little bit better.
Friend #1: Damn son! That club sandwich looks mean, what's in it?

Friend #2: Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mustard, avocado, pickles, a fried egg, American, jack, and cream cheese. It's alright, but I still think something's missing.
by GreenParrot713 September 28, 2009
mugGet the Something's missingmug.

Miss Ballooniverse

An eating contest for fat people. Mainly reserved for females but can include some males as well.

To enter you must be over 200-250 pounds and love to eat constantly. Also never get any physical activity and remain a fat disgusting blob for your lifetime.
This year's Miss Ballooniverse is known as Twisted Elegance. Also called Autumn. Congratulations fatso.
by SalvatoreVitale Fat Lisp December 24, 2008
mugGet the Miss Ballooniversemug.

Miss America

A competiton created in the name of an imaginary country.
Miss America? Do you mean Miss Argentina?
by Detranova July 28, 2003
mugGet the Miss Americamug.

miss-tache

That fuzzy hair on the upper lip of some women.... often more pronounced in brunette's. Can sometimes extend past fuzz to a full blown miss-tache!
Girl - Hmm... i think you better wax your top lip, you've got a bit of a miss-tache going on!
by Danni2345 December 21, 2007
mugGet the miss-tachemug.

Miss Limerick

The art of defecating on a girls face while simultaneously cumming on her big Limerick pearly whites
by The pukkelpooers August 21, 2019
mugGet the Miss Limerickmug.

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