missing link

A derogatory term which refers to the scientific community's search to bridge evolution's gap between chimanzees and homo sapians.

Nina - "Did you see that butt-ugly chick? She had the face of an ape!"

Kristina - "Yea, she was a real missing link."

by Phil Fox July 12, 2005

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miss derringer

likes to bend over infront of young innocent children, has a distinctive smell, usually has a rather large nipple on, hangs out of tops on a regular basis, see munter

omg, miss D has a huge nipple on, she nearly poked my eye out

by mystery man April 19, 2005

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Ole' Miss

A college that you go to if you want to gradutate.

Ole' Miss held gradutation last Saturday.

by labrow00 May 31, 2006

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Something's missing

'Something's missing' is a term usually used by an individual who is either extremely hammered drunk or blazed (or both), while trying to create late night drinks or snacks (or both). No matter what random shit this person has already added to their concoction, they always feel like there is something else that would make the item just a little bit better.

Friend #1: Damn son! That club sandwich looks mean, what's in it?

Friend #2: Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mustard, avocado, pickles, a fried egg, American, jack, and cream cheese. It's alright, but I still think something's missing.

by GreenParrot713 September 28, 2009

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Miss Ballooniverse

An eating contest for fat people. Mainly reserved for females but can include some males as well.

To enter you must be over 200-250 pounds and love to eat constantly. Also never get any physical activity and remain a fat disgusting blob for your lifetime.

This year's Miss Ballooniverse is known as Twisted Elegance. Also called Autumn. Congratulations fatso.

by SalvatoreVitale Fat Lisp December 25, 2008

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