why you look HIV positive

A comeback used when someone trys to cut on you peferably for wehn the insult begins with " why".

Damani : "Damn, why you so fat"
Kayla: : " Why you look HIV positive"
Damani: (says nothing)

by YaGirlResaa July 21, 2009

You look like you can’t swim

It means you look like you can’t eat Coochie.

Her: *looks at boy* You look like you can’t swim...
Him: wym.
Her: Nvm🙄

by Yuhisaidit December 5, 2020

ugly bitch trying to look pretty

A female that tries to look good by hiding her true attributes, usually a girl who tries to take a lot of pictures on online dating sites where she hides her fat or ugly side so that a male mistakes for that of a pretty girl. These pictures usually hide moles, fat, and just overall hideousness. Maybe found all over the world.

"Yo I'm about to bag this girl Christina on myspace" "Oh hell no nigga, she's fat as hell, she's on of those girls who are an ugly bitch trying to look pretty"

by ALLhailTHISnigga March 11, 2009

you look good

1. I still want to have sex with you.

2. You seem less unhappy

josh and Maria are meeting up for the first time since they broke up

Josh: You look good
Maria: thanks. you look good too.

by second chance December 15, 2014

Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

by Nick D February 10, 2003

SEC Look

A typical, although not absolute, description of southern teenage to twenty-something women. The SEC Look is characterized by a deep tan, very white, straight teeth, heavy makeup, sorority (or any other fitted) tee shirt, cheerleading shorts (possibly left over from middle or high school) and either flip-flops or running shoes with no-show socks that have obviously never seen a treadmill or track. Bonus if she has highlights and a southern accent. Characteristically, they are very nice and sweet to everyone, although sometimes that can be hypocritical. They dominate interior decorating, psychology, sociology, marketing, public relations and human resources (AKA "MRS. Degree") majors in college, though college attendance is not required. Finally, they tend to form and stay in groups, whether officially affiliated or not, and they ALL LOOK THE SAME.

Note: They don't even have to be attractive to have the SEC Look, as most of them have that one fat friend.

Male 1: She seems really nice...and she's hot.

Male 2: Yeah, but I don't trust the whole SEC Look.

by promark420 August 4, 2007

Do I look like an octopus?

Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.

Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.

by DoraKnob November 29, 2009