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he is loaded

the acted of dropping someone in a video game and going up to them and they have a full bag/inventory of sweaty sweaty juice creamy loot
/" BRO HE IS LOADED , FULL INVENTORY "/
by venooo_penooo November 7, 2022
mugGet the he is loadedmug.

bro-loading

not disimilar to carbo-loading; instead of pasta you feed your bro (or brah) a heap of positive affirmations just before a big race/interview/event. excessive bro-loading can lead to a bromance and, if left unchecked, the word can take on a whole new meaning...
bro 1: bro, i'm going out with that way hot chick tonight!

bro 2: no way bro! you got this, ur gonna slay that babe. seriously, she has no idea what's coming. you've got the job, the car, the looks, and your dissertation on the tragic death of Paul Walker was gripping yet nuanced. i almost feel like she doesn't deserve you...

bro 1: dammit, you're right, i am gonna slay that babe. thanks for the timely bro-loading! what would i ever do without you?
by @nimbly_jimbly July 13, 2016
mugGet the bro-loadingmug.

bap the load

Bro driving hella crazy don’t bap the load
by Succasinmywood32 October 22, 2023
mugGet the bap the loadmug.

nico-loading

The act of chain smoking or frantic hitting of a vape prior to a long flight or other trip during which tobacco products or other sources of nicotine will not be available. Equatable to carbo-loading before an athletic event.
Friend 1: “Shit! I have a 3 hour layover; I won’t be able to smoke until I get to Philly!”

Friend 2: “Better start nico-loading, bro.”
by AlexPlus.if June 11, 2023
mugGet the nico-loadingmug.

loaded cart

When a person passes cum out of their ass during a fart.
Hours after my boyfriend dropped his load in my ass, I totally carted in my panties. He gave me a loaded cart.
by Bloodstaingirl June 22, 2016
mugGet the loaded cartmug.

loaded yam

When sloppy seconds goes wrong due to the lack of adequate time for clensing between the first and second session. The receiving vessel becomes locked up or jammed due to miscellaneous accoutrements, often preventing further intercourse.
She said I was the first customer of the evening, but it was clear that I was dealing with a loaded yam.
by Super Steve June 1, 2017
mugGet the loaded yammug.

hanging load

When your turd is stuck halfway out of your anus, and won't successfully pinch. Therefore hanging out of the anus in constant flux within and without you. And then you jizz.
"Had an accidental hanging load in the loo earlier. I feel ten pounds lighter."
by richard rodney January 3, 2020
mugGet the hanging loadmug.

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