Lincoln

bro. he is so sus, like for some reason he is "busy" all the time. he is a chill friend probably not the best boyfriend... he doesn't take any risks and stays to normal things. lincoln is the rule follower, most likely will not do anything that is somewhat bad. he is a great friend that is there but doesn't give the best advice.

lincoln: (says he has to go) "gotta go"
friend: "why"
Lincoln: "I'm busy, but I'll text you"

by jigalyfish13 May 22, 2021

Lincolned

To receive an unexpected cum shot to the back of the head.

“He hit it from the back and I got lincolned, 10/10, would do again.”

by o captain my captain March 25, 2024

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Lincoln Logging

When 4 men 69 each other in a square. 2 lay on their backs parallel and 2 lay face down on top of them connecting penis to mouth in the 4 corners. The other two lay down on top perpendicular so each dude is connected to two other dudes like Lincoln logs. More floors can be added as long as there are four dudes per floor added.

Wow, the bachelor party at EDC was wild, ended up Lincoln Logging with three of the other bros

by Dr. UNKNOWN May 25, 2022

Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read

- Abraham Lincoln

by Anony. Res October 19, 2023

thanks Lincoln

Used on posts where block folks are acting a fool.

As in “Thanks for ending slavery, president Lincoln”

“Did you see this snatch and grab at Walmart??”

Thanks Lincoln

by BallsMcartney March 19, 2024

lincoln stretch

a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."

Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.

by urkzik September 25, 2013