liam

When one's penis shrivels up in the cold.

I'm not actually that small, it's just it's cold and I've got a right liam.

by Colin Culk September 16, 2007

liam gallagher

Lead vocalist of a massive rock band in the UK, he has pretty much his own style, he sounds like a blend of John Lennon, Ian Brown and John Lyndon. He has a great charisma both on stage and off which influences his fans to dress like him and even act like him! and buy Oasis's albums, even buy the poor albums as hardcore fans will go along with anything he and his brother Noel say. Having said this Liam is not a great vocalist, and is a poor songwriter, just listen to Little James, Born on a Different Cloud and Better Man, his lyrics don't and never will match up to his brothers lyrics. He is also very hypocrital, as he slangs other songwriters of such as Chris Martin and Damien Albarn and makes them out to be crap songwriters, he should take a look at himself as both C Martin and D Albarn have contributed and wrote more no.1's for their bands than Liam has for Oasis. I have to laugh when Liam says he is going to be the best songwriter in the country in the future, if it were'nt for his brother Noel and his amazing songwriting then there would be no Liam. Liam is a great performer their is no denying but he clearly overstates himself to much and his band.

Friend 1: What do you think of Liam Gallagher?

Friend 2: Great showman, mediocre vocalist, he could not sing the chorus to Acquiensce and his brother use to tell him how to sing, but he definately makes a great frontman.

by d. lucas June 13, 2005

Liam

A person who despite his looks is a good person, I guess.. Well let's just say he's a cool asexual with the sense of humour of a dildo, yeh pretty much hilarious! :P

Speaker 1: Liam is such a weirdo! Total Liam Fan: That's why I likes him ^ ^

by YESI'MRETARDED April 4, 2010

Liam

Big ol nose

Darn diddly. Liam has a big ol nose, plus a great booty

by Ohhtee November 10, 2017

Liam Hall

Someone who looks like Hitler and is a huge queer.

Liam Hall works at Taco John’s

by 1337epicwin May 7, 2018

Liem

Liem is usually used in sudan meaning beauty and luxury

This place is so Liem

by Kiana barber (Kiki) October 24, 2018

Liam

Liam is a nerd who loves to suck the teacher's dick.

Aaron: Can you see that dog?
Petrol: What dog?
Aaron: The one who is sucking the teacher's dick.
Petrol: He is obviously a Liam then.

by Irles53 October 28, 2018