by MIEHMIEH July 09, 2019
Don't trust Kyle. It's a trap.
by JustAnotherGuyWithNoFriends August 17, 2019
Loves to drink an absurd amount of Monster energy drink, hangs out with only others like him, loves to wear fitted flat billed hats and drives a lifted truck with wheels that stick way out, he also flies different flags on said truck but normally a US flag. He love to brag about how women love to ride in his truck. May also have or wear the logo "Cocaine and Caviar"
by Big Chillin June 04, 2020
by CharlieChops August 30, 2019
Kyle is usually small loves his energy drinks and footy cards, he cheats on fortnite but very loving and beautiful
by AaronBirtha August 31, 2020
kyle is one of a kind. not always in the best way. since he has learned the lesson of the high ground, he has come to realize that no one should underestimate his power because he is secretly the best vigilante out there and can make your death look like an accident. Although he doesn’t need the high ground because we all know he would still win lightsaber duals. he is a good vigilante because of his idol, the one and only Batman. once you come across a kyle you have to say the magic words in order to gain his respect. lucky for you, it could be one of two things; “The Return Of The Jedi is the best Star Wars movie” or just start rapping the rap verses to cleaning out my closet, because everyone knows the chorus(you dumb fucks thinking you are real fans). Kyle is also not very social, he has three super close friends and a few other alright ones. never underestimate a kyle like I said before, he can kill you before he could even blink, and is the best vigilante to ever walk the earth. and as though he didn’t sound perfect enough- he also has a 11in peen.”
Kyle is great
by PøRń$täR July 24, 2020
A Kyle is a teenager who is a total douchebag and is obsessed with Monster Energy drinks. Kyle can usually be found punching holes in walls due to daddy issues and can be seen roaming the streets in his riced out Honda. Kyle often claims that he bangs many chicks but likely has never talked to a woman in his life.
Kyle: Yo wassup bros, my dad threw away my monster so I punched a hole in his wall and he kicked me out again. Now im out banging all the chicks in my honda civic.
by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 14, 2019