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Kitchen

Something that you enter in your household in order to eat, otherwise known as consuming an edible substance.
Go into the kitchen and EAT YOUR MICROWAVABLE POPCOOOOORNNNN!!!!!!
by Blobbleguy January 8, 2021
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Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.
Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022
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Spackling the kitchen

The act of ejaculating on a woman's a Anus, Leaving a large Warm gooey puddle on her anus and enjoying Immensely.
She loves it when you pull out " spackle the kitchen " after devastating that pussy.

Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .
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Kentucky Kitchen

A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.
Brother: Yeah take it!

Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!

*mom walks in and starts cooking*

Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!
by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023
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by TheModernPoet May 16, 2022
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Burned the kitchen

Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"

used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.
"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"
by Nianianananan February 24, 2023
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