National Ketchup Day

I can only drink a bottle ketchup

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok

by Despacito Eater 333 October 28, 2019

sexup ketchup

The act where you grab your partner's ears until they bleed, put it all in a cup, pour it on one's genital's, and have your partner lick it up.

Man 1:Dude, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool

by BrebBrob April 5, 2020

Fancy Ketchup

Term used to describe when you collect period blood with a pipette.

Friend 1: "Yo this burger slaps, what did you put on it?"
Friend 2: "Just my girlfriend's Fancy Ketchup."

by WaffleDude October 18, 2020

Elevator Ketchup

The term elevator ketchup is used to describe a girl on her period going through ups and downs. Most woman have had elevator ketchup in their lives even if they have not realized it.

"She had a whacky elevator ketchup on her period last week dude."

by it be me, trent October 20, 2020

Fly ketchup

when your ketchup makes a fart sound and a fly comes over to it because it thinks it will stink because fart.

Bob: *squeezes ketchup bottle*

Ketchup B: *farts*
Fly: oh boy a fart stinky
Bob: Dammit fly ketchup

by Sir Mr. Incognitus April 17, 2021

Ass ketchup

The results of crapping a mixture of shit and blood, resulting in a very unpleasant smell.

"Hey bro, don't look in the toilet, the bowls full of ass ketchup!"

by Oceani's Cursed Word Drawer August 4, 2021

Semen Ketchum

The remainings of your semen

Jc: Lick my semen Ketchum

Jesse: wtf is semen Ketchum

by Glory Boy 305 September 11, 2021