Top tier fucking beast, unlimited rizz, piled ontop of unlimited bitches and unlimited cash money.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.
Person 1: Jonathan ingram
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls
by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023
A Jonathan Stevens is a kind, sweet, and handsome division one baseball player with a large behind. He is shy at first, but don’t let him fool you as his goofy side will tend to pop out every now and then. Jonathan loves video games and building legos. He is so romantic and hot, but beware he may seduce you into playing fortnite and cuddling till your toes sweat.
by Chugsplash72826 March 20, 2023
by Funnyslutty August 29, 2022
Sister Jonathan is a nickname for Jon Guelas , member of the english band United Vibe , that has been gaining popularity between fans of the band and also with some of the X Factor 2018 members.
by sister 5.0 November 03, 2018
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by Coorslight94 November 22, 2021
A very handsome man that is very talented amd creative. He has gorgeous eyes usually hazel and/or green, thick dirty blond(e) hair, black or brown eyebrows and other amazing body features. He is some what tall, usually taller than most guys and girls but definitely makes you feel safe when around him. He cares about everyone no matter how annoying or ignorant you may be and will always try to help you, just ask. Though he may be mean sometimes he always feels deep inside wrong and usually apologizes and if not he knows that the person he hurt will feel bad hurting him. Jonathan Dillon can be lazy, but very hard working at times, he is great at being sarcastic, quiet at times and very athletic. He likes to play video games and work on computers, he is wonderful at making music, helping others and healing people. This wonderful man can do a lot of things because of how smart and creative he is... Just think about him if you know him and think about all the good times you've had with him even if they turned out bad.
Jonathan Dillon
by The hand down from God March 22, 2018