Hit Jazz

A type of music or theme song for a character that on paper sounds like it shouldn't fit the character at all, but in execution, wraps back around to working entirely. Mostly by being a really, REALLY good song.

Person1: "Man I love the DBZ Fighterz soundtrack, especially Hit's theme!"

Person2: "The emotionless assassin character with a jazz theme? How does that make sense?"

Person1: "Exactly! It doesn't! But somehow it loops back around to making perfect sense! Who doesn't love a little Hit Jazz?"

by anonymous January 13, 2024

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jazz theory

When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.

Did you hear that James and Chloe broke up because of jazz theory?

by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024

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Jazz Eggs

A small Spodge of Spadge

Oh for heavens sake Jeremy, you've left some Jazz Eggs on the Chesterfield again

by judonostalgia December 4, 2023

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Jazz

To jizz or ejaculate in past tense; akin to 'came'

*Girl enticing guy for casual sex*

Girl - "Are you ready to get freaky?"

Guy -" I would be if I hadn't already jazzed my pants"
Girl - "I'm out of here, Miles Davis"

by BMiller58 November 28, 2018

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