Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
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by Sussybaca2354 November 21, 2023
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Girl 1: Is that an earthquake? Girl 2: No, Jaron's just out for a run.
Guy 1: It's the middle of the night, why is it so bright outside? Guy 2: The streetlights must be reflecting off of the Jaron -son.
I wish I could be like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of Jaron.
Guy 1: It's the middle of the night, why is it so bright outside? Guy 2: The streetlights must be reflecting off of the Jaron -son.
I wish I could be like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of Jaron.
by Jaron lover February 22, 2024
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The boys: "Owen are you gonna get on later?"
Owen: "Sorry guys I can't get on discord tonight I'm going to a Jaros Party so I can do coke and make out with the shot coked up tindies."
Owen: "Sorry guys I can't get on discord tonight I'm going to a Jaros Party so I can do coke and make out with the shot coked up tindies."
by Owers May 1, 2024
Get the Jaros Party mug.A cool guy who will always have your back. Jarrod's are nice, funny, and fun to be around. Jarrod's tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipshits, they come back to the Jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice penis. Jarrod's can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. Almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. For example, Jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. They may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at Modern Warefare, but they'll play well with a good kill/death ratio. Jarrod's usually dont like to fight, but if the shit goes down a Jarrod will punch faces like a coked out Chuck Norris in the middle of a ninja convention. Overall, Jarrod's are good to have around. They won't let you down
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