Squirrel Cop

Another name for Game Warden

Hey, did you hear that the damn squirrel cop gave me a ticket?

by og_Fainted November 13, 2021

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float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

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Cop a bake

To get heat over something you have done or be reprimanded severely from someone.

I am going to cop a bake from the boss over missing that reporting deadline line last week.
Gezz that guy in the warehouse screwed up again, He is going to cop a bake when I see him.

by ferret June 25, 2009

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Tiddy Cop

A man who dedicates his life to guilt tripping women into wearing clothes that cover themselves completely from their neck to their feet, but only after he’s gotten a long look at their tiddies.

Man: *stares at woman’s boobs for a full 10 minutes*
Woman 1: “Um, can I help you?”
Man: *Offended tone* “You really are showing way too much of your cleavage. It’s unsettling and offensive. Do us all a favor and cover that up.”
Woman 2: *Whispers to Woman 1* “Damn, what a tiddy cop.”

by Cthulhu’s Ramen December 18, 2018

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Cop Knock

Extremely hard, loud, repetitive pounding on an outside door or window to show authority to those inside and get them to open the door.

I know Daryl is in there sleeping so I'm gonna Cop Knock and wake him up.

by SoManyShenanigans August 14, 2021

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Emo cop

A hyperactive and gothic child who hates all men, but loves women. Has a great fashion sense and even greater humour but be warned her screams are deadly (adorable too though). Although she hates romance she loves her friends and is especially protective over them. She’ll bite any man who tries getting near them and spend hours long interrogating them. She’s also a tsundere and owns a pet spider that like her is very attracted to women.

Maru: SCREAMS*
Granny: who died?

Maru: SPIDER!!!
Granny: nope I’m out.
Zaay: EMO COP! YOUR SPIDERS ATTACKING MARU AGAIN!

Alho: it’s just a spider calm down.

Zaay: a VERY BIG spider. I’m not getting near that thing.

Alho: why does emo cop…nvm…it’s emo cop, she’s unpredictable!

by Granny666 January 1, 2023

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