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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."
by Defining shift May 26, 2018
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blessed weight loss

The phenomenon of continuously losing weight (e.g., 0.2 kg per day) despite a sedentary lifestyle, attributed to maintaining a healthy diet, often viewed as a blessing or sign of divine favor.
Even though I've been glued to my computer all day, this blessed weight loss feels like a gift from above since I've always been watching what I eat!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Blessing

The blackest, most darkest nigga you well ever set your eyes upon
Blessing is dark as fuck
by ojaoisahfiofhioehqwrqiwohwqoid October 27, 2022
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Too Blessed to Rest

You have worked so hard, both physically and mentally, to see the world in all its wonder that you can't stop now. Keep driving yourself to greater heights, fostering more fulfilling relationships, nurturing your inner peace, and experiencing overall soulful happiness. Not to be mistaken for monetary wealth this statement rides on gratitude for what you have been given and the ongoing journey we all have to keep that mindset.
I am so grateful for all the opportunities in my life, I am too blessed to rest.
by Dwayne DT May 8, 2024
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BLESS ME

A self-given “bless you” after sneezing, used when no one else says it—or even if they do. It’s giving a mix of manners , self love and main character energy. A polite flex.
“Achoo—bless me.”
Friend: “Lol, I was about to say it”
You: “You were too slow.”
by RocketCulture April 26, 2025
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good morning god bless

When you eat breakfast, drink coffee and shit at the same time.
"What's taking so long"
"It's a good morning god bless"
"Alright take as much time as you want"
by CHUCKNORRIS'SASSHOLE May 23, 2018
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Good Morning God Bless

Term coined by h3h3productions, defined by taking your morning shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.
Hila: What’s taking you so long, Ethan?
Ethan: Good Morning God Bless, Hila, it’ll be at least 20 more minutes.
by Hugh Mungus FUPA May 23, 2018
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