mud wick

After hard anal sex, having to squeeze the shit juices out of your urethra like when popping a zit so you can take a piss.

I can't take a piss because I have a serious mud wick

by Tess H August 05, 2006

Stick in the Mud

A person who won't ever let you have fun

Why you gotta be such a stick in the mud?

by Smasher6708 May 12, 2019

Mud coin

The rare coin found in the bum crack of a middle aged man, typically found during a vigorous wash.

Hey Jo, I just had a shower and I wash washing my nethers and I think a mud coin dropped out of my anus.

Jo says, “How much do you think it’s worth?”

by hasto75 January 09, 2021

Mud Panda

An asian girl who only likes black guys

No Mark, you're too white, she's a mud panda

by DR. SHITASS April 04, 2023

Mud Locker

The inside of the anus, usually containing a slight brown mud-like liquid or solid. Sometimes referred to as a turd cutter or poop shute.

Chris gently inserted his finger into my mud locker.

by Wolfedout October 05, 2016

Mud Sipper

A Mud Sipper is a real ass G that can sip more lean than anyone.

You niggas aint a Real Mud Sipper I'm on my third cup

by TheMudSipper October 15, 2020

mud hens

1. a minor league baseball team in toledo, ohio

2. produced detroit tigers such as c-mo, brandon inge, and joel zumaya

the toledo mud hens, aren't they the team who have won back-to-back governors' cups

by jimmy ocho y uno June 09, 2007