josh mudding

Driving down a road with a light coat of sand/dirt on it and claiming you went to the Pine Barrens swamping your truck through mud holes.

Woah bro, did you sink your truck in that mud hole? Nah, I went Josh mudding for the day.

by Nhummel02 January 10, 2020

Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.

My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.

by Rolls Troyce May 7, 2023

Mud coin

The rare coin found in the bum crack of a middle aged man, typically found during a vigorous wash.

Hey Jo, I just had a shower and I wash washing my nethers and I think a mud coin dropped out of my anus.

Jo says, “How much do you think it’s worth?”

by hasto75 January 9, 2021

steak mud

N.) The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas expelled from ones rectum after consuming large quantities of steak.

Oh dear lord, who blew that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 24, 2018

mud banging

Seen in other Cultures; watching a Fat streamer just eating food and being Arrosed by it.

Did you watch that man Mud Banging it was awesome how much he filled himself .

by Draex August 14, 2017

Mud nymph

An 18 year old stave lake girl who is on the cusp of becoming a mud cricket. She can be found with a bottle of sourpuss and the wallet of the past guy she blew

You hear that mud nymph's 19th birthday is this weekend? Yeah I'd fuck her

by Stavelake October 22, 2018

mud hens

1. a minor league baseball team in toledo, ohio

2. produced detroit tigers such as c-mo, brandon inge, and joel zumaya

the toledo mud hens, aren't they the team who have won back-to-back governors' cups

by jimmy ocho y uno July 3, 2007