When you express your feelings for another person and they not only reject those feelings, they completely ignore you and any contact you make.
"Yo I tried to talk to Derrick after I told him how I felt but he dead zoned me. I haven't heard from him in a month."
"Bruh, Kesha told me the other day that she's pregnant, Ima have to dead zone her man she trippin."
"Bruh, Kesha told me the other day that she's pregnant, Ima have to dead zone her man she trippin."
by C.Baritone January 07, 2019
The sacred time of disciplined commitment to ones self pleasure. This period is measured from the moment you initiate masturbation to the point ejaculation is complete and the jizz is disposed of.
The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.
Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.
Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.
Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.
Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
Boris was fully established in the wank zone flogging himself silly when we barged through the door! Fuck it was funny! He said he was "just relaxing" as he extended his hand for an awkward introduction...John saw Boris's phone and was certain the female porn actress was urinating!
by LFBG2FG January 06, 2020
Named after the character in popular television show, How I Met Your Mother, this is a zone in romantic engagements where one end has severely messed things up, but managed to regrow the relationship into a healthy friendship with some romantic possibilities.
by The_Opening_Band January 28, 2015
If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.
"How'd that application go Joe?"
"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".
"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".
by LinkedIn Guy January 29, 2020
1: An area in a video game, especially Super Smash Brothers, where one can get stuck or trapped in such a way that he may be repeatedly and relentlessly pwned by an enemy.
2: A respawn point, especially in COD Black Ops, which is in very close proximity to the enemy or behind enemy lines, causing one to die very soon, sometimes immediately after spawning. Especially used when this occurs several times in a row.
2: A respawn point, especially in COD Black Ops, which is in very close proximity to the enemy or behind enemy lines, causing one to die very soon, sometimes immediately after spawning. Especially used when this occurs several times in a row.
1:
Player 1:
*100%*
*150%*
*200%*
*300%*
*Dead*
Observer:
Dude, get your ass out the pwn zone!
2:
Player 1:
*Headshot*
*Headshot*
*Headshot*
" f**k! I keep spawning in the pwn zone!'
Player 1:
*100%*
*150%*
*200%*
*300%*
*Dead*
Observer:
Dude, get your ass out the pwn zone!
2:
Player 1:
*Headshot*
*Headshot*
*Headshot*
" f**k! I keep spawning in the pwn zone!'
by R0BotK1ing January 16, 2011
Sexual behavior or an orientation involving physical or romantic attraction to both same (dark) and opposite (light) sexes, thous straddling the line betwixt light and dark, hence The Brown Zone.
by bluemajik March 10, 2010
The place a person goes mentally while listening to music on their iPod or other MP3 player. Most of the time the music is house or any other type of music that has a really crazy sick beat.
Person 1: Hey dude.!
Person 2: *in music zone*
Person 1: Dudee.!!
Person 3: He's zoning, he can't hear you.
Person 1: Ohhh, okay.
Person 2: Wait, what.?
Person 1: Shut up, you ignored me so you don't deserve to be in this conversation.
Person 2: *in music zone*
Person 1: Dudee.!!
Person 3: He's zoning, he can't hear you.
Person 1: Ohhh, okay.
Person 2: Wait, what.?
Person 1: Shut up, you ignored me so you don't deserve to be in this conversation.
by afpurugganan February 11, 2010