text-mail

a text message that clearly shouldve been an email, by exceeding the amount of characters in a standard text message (160 characters). Hence, wasting your time by having to piece together 2+ messages to make sense.

can also occur when someone starts the text off as an advertisment and ends with something along the lines of their life story

Sender: ...theres a sale at my work right now coz the boss is away... dont tell the boss... omg when i was working yesterday i heard this song that reminded me of this time we hung out at the beach, and i met that guy who i thought was really nice and he was for like a month and then he turned out to be a jerk...

Reciever: uhm, what? she couldve sent me an email! i hate getting text-mail ugh.

by awesomeAshhh December 15, 2009

hate-text

noun/verb; the act of writing and sending disparaging, angry or otherwise hostile text messages, often occurring in rapid succession.

I had an argument with my boy, now he won't stop hate-texting me.

by Don Alejandro January 03, 2011

Fake-text

Whenever you're in an awkward situation, so you pretend to text, so you won't feel as weird. Comes in handy when trying to avoid people you don't like, or aren't comfortable around.

Jenna: Oh my god, Marie's party was so awkward. I just didn't know anyone there.

Amanda: Did you fake-text to make yourself look less socially awkward?

Jenna: Duh, I'm not an idiot.

by Rahrahkristinah August 18, 2011

texting slowly

He's really slow at texting. He/she is taking a really long time to type a sentence. Annoying.

Ok I will pick you up at 7? Is that fine?
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person:okay

Texting slowly

by Ruabeavercuzdam April 19, 2014

Bullshit Texting

BS Texts are when the person you're texting makes pacifist like responses. BS Texting is usually used when someone feels guilty about something or when they're annoyed by the person texting them

Maddie: Hey what's up?
Sam: nm
Maddie: That's cool. Oh I think I saw you at the movie theater yesterday!
Sam: cool.
Maddie: We need to go on a date soon!
Sam: kay.
Maddie: What's wrong?
Sam: nothing...
(2 hours later)
Sam: I'm having an affair
Maddie: WHAT??!! I should've known that was why you were Bullshit Texting me!

by TheRealUndoubtlyIntelligentOne July 03, 2010

Texting God

When trying to send a text in a poor cell reception area, the act of holding your phone at arm's length above your head and looking up at it as if in prayer.

Trying to avoid another message failed, Jane held her phone up as if she were texting God.

by Moggum December 31, 2009

text trap

When someone sends you a text message and you write them back the a second later they call you and you have to pick up the phone because they know you have your phone.

I was at the movie with jacob when Becca text trapped me. I texted her to let her know what we were doing tomorrow and then she called me!

by pbandjforever July 27, 2009