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Izzy

A man who thinks that the Oakland Athletics are called the Oakland Spleens and thinks that they can make a comeback despite being the worst
Baseball team ever.
How should we tell Izzy about his favorite baseball team
by Internet funny man August 22, 2023
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Izzy

A cunt bitch, who is a filthy snow monkey from the deepest abyss of Canada. She has a cleft pallet, and she embraces dead children. She is often found in the dumpsters of abortion clinics. There she feasts upon her meal.

She is a dangerous creature, and if pinned in a corner, she will resort to vile blow jobs behind the Applebee's dumpsters.

Be warned, if you see an Izzy. Run while you can
Fuck you Izzy.
by CellBell. July 17, 2024
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Izzy

"i love frosted flakes like tony loves izzy"
by weaponsmasterbrat July 30, 2024
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Izzy

Izzy, extraordinary, Beautiful, One of a kind. shes one to make others smile, laugh and love.

Izzy is someone that changed my life for the better, shes helped me escape Hell and get into Heaven, otherwise known as her arms. I mean, where do I start? Maybe I should start with the fact that she saved me, literally. Izzy makes me feel at home, like I'm floating in the clouds up above and even when the clouds turn grey, we always shine through any storm, together. I love izzy, not all hero's wear capes.
i love "Izzy and Izzy loves Me"
by Edenrewrittenrose September 9, 2023
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Izzy Potts

A Kim Kardashian look alike, if Kim kardashian melted slightly. Izzy can be one of the funniest people you know, but like her father she has gas issues.
Guy1: why are you throwing up?
Guy2: Izzy potts cupcaked me
by Guest22 October 24, 2023
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Izzy Hands

The best pirate in the entire Our Flag Means Death series. His real name is Israel Hands, (not the country). He has been shown to be in love with Edward Teach, (Blackbeard). He showed a distaste towards Stede Bonnet in the first season, but in the second season, he got along with him more. Unfortunately, my babygirl got shot and killed in the season two finale. F in the chat.

He's my babygirl. I love him. David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you-
Me: "Yeah, I'm just so sad about Izzy Hands, don't talk to me for a bit.

My mom: "Okay. Stop crying about a man that is over 30 years older than you though- that's probably not healthy."

Me: "Hush."

(This was a real interaction btw)
by Eros_Avalon October 29, 2023
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Izzy Fournier

Everytime I see Izzy Fournier I feel like I'm going to jail for battery
by MeowieMandell December 12, 2023
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