Itchy and Scratchy

A fun name for a man’s ballsack

“You kicked me right in Itchy and Scratchy!”

by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020

glapsy itch

This is technically scientific and medical term for the condition widely known as "chodeism" or "chode". Chode is actually slang for glapsy itch and the vulgarity of the word came from a 1980's disco band called Wawly and the 5 Trisexuals. There platinum hit called "My Goddamn Piece of Shit Chode" co-starred Wawly's mother. During the song the artist Wawly referred to his mother as a "cummed on chode" and
therefor took off as the new word for glapsy itch.

"Wawly has the the hugest glapsy itch out of the whole band!"
"Yes that glapsy itch is ripping his pants right in half and the trisexuals are commensing to stuffing it back in!"

"Gloivy! How are we going to circumsize this? Its a damn glapsy itch!"

by DaKang February 8, 2007

big itch

term used by someone who doesn't what to use the term "bitch".

usually used by younger kids who are not brave enough to cuss yet.

girl: I just hate her

friend: why?

girl: She is such a big itch

by bamnpeb72106 October 5, 2009

greynold's itch

the itch you get after rolling down the greynold's park hill in florida

"Dude! I have such a greynold's itch! I shouldn't have rolled down the hill man!"

by a_bag_of_suck December 28, 2007

Paradise Itch

The sensation felt while scratching the scrotum, while on opiates.

Nothings nicer than eating a vicodin and giving myself the ol' paradise itch once in a while

by m8e June 19, 2008

my bitches itches

something you say when in big trouble

freind: dude, you in trouble

you: awe, my bitches itches!

by liam smithy December 27, 2008

covid mask itch

That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzz stuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.

Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.

by jimmybomm August 9, 2020