horse hippie

A horse hippie is a girl who is naturally very beautiful. However, rather than take care of their appearance, they would much rather spend all of their time being around horses, riding horses, cleaning their stalls and grooming them. A horse hippie is so in love with horses that they have no need for a man and there for have no desire to put on make up, comb their hair or smell nice. Traditionally horse hippies can be found walking around bare foot in horse stalls carrying bags of horse feed.

I met a girl this weekend that has a killer body and great face. But I am not even gonna bother asking her out because she is a full blown horse hippie and obviously has no desire for a man in her life.

by Wezz84 August 26, 2013

Horse Charmer

snake charmer who discover they are more into horses than snakes

Learn how to spell, you illiterate horse charmer!

by jessAYIYI March 28, 2012

Faster Horses

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

by JB920 December 30, 2021

Gun Horse

A scary man, who is a criminal. otherwise known as a DWIGHT. “ gun horse “ otherwise known as dwight, has a high power and has everything at his fingertips, Hes a smart business man , and has a close connection with drugs, He gets caught having sex with the stray cats in liberia.STAY AWAY; HIDE YOUR CHILDREN, DONT SPEAK OR BREATHE TOWARDS GUN HORSE

you’re actually insane! Put my grandma down, you psycho, you’re just like Gun Horse!

by JohnKindyAmmos January 1, 2022

Horse Buck

While having vaginal sex in the doggystyle position, the man, without consent, slips his penis into the woman’s anus. The woman, being shocked, kicks him away like a wild horse bucking.

Daniel was banging Beatriz last night, and he said she was so dry that he decided to slip it into her butt. Before he was even tip deep, she gave him a horse buck that sent flying across the room!

by bertrando1 March 7, 2022

Wobbly horse

One of the most powerful gods in tabs named by a YouTuber called captain sauce, also it wobbles a lot and it's legs moves like Noddles. It has two variants. The jouster and cavalry. It also has a church/cult/following around it.

James: I worship God
Jimmy: disgusting. I worship the wobbly horse
James: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
James: l'm interested. How do I enter
Jimmy: just subscribe to captain sauce

by Sub to blastemaston February 6, 2021

Wobbly horse

One of the most strongest god in TABS named by captain sauce. It wobbles and it's legs are like noodles. It has two variants the jouster and cavalry. It has a church/cult/following. It also has a wannabe that is stronger than the raptor. The horse also dodges arrows like it's in the matrix.

John: I worship God
Jimmy: yuck I worship wobbly horse
John: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
John: I'm interested where do I join
Jimmy: subscribe to captain and watch his TABS videos

by Sub to blastemaston February 6, 2021