g-hook

where a penis is bent up so it hits the g spot everytime

dude i swear to god dana kangas has a g-hook

by nigga what February 28, 2004

hookering

the act of actually being a hooker in public or performing multiple sexual favors to multiple persons

I heard Susie was out hookering one night and she let someone give her a dirt sanchez

by penisinyourmouth March 6, 2005

Hookernaut

The hooker of all hookers. This scandalous scrunt may be in a serious relationship while mindfucking her boytoy on the side as well as bonking random men in weekly intervals.

Oh shit, is that the Hookernaut? Nancy?

by darrenjb March 2, 2007

hooker poop

Poop that came from a hooker's anus. Typically found in places where hookers poop like on the curb, on the floor in that Chinese food store on the corner, between dumpsters, in the bed of a parked pickup truck, in a McDonald's bag, in your car after you fed them and tried to talk them out of a certain lifestyle.

Goddammit, grandma. Let me call you back. I just stepped in a huge pile of hooker poop and it is stuck to the bottom of my flip-flop.

by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009

hook it up bro

When a customer at a bar wants the bartender to give them extra booze that they do not want to pay for.

Customer: "Yo dawg, I want you to make my drink strong!"

Bartender: "So you want a double?"

Customer" "Nah man, just hook it up bro!"

by hookitupbro.com September 7, 2011

Pirate hook

A penis with a curvature of more than 60 degress.

Chase's penis is so curved when his girlfriend saw it she said, "Aurg, ye got a pirate hook."

by Mo-lester August 8, 2015

Rusty Treble Hook

The rusty treble hook is similar to the rusty hook but the subject uses 3 fingers instead of 1 as treble hooks have 3 hooks.

Darrell gave Adam the rusty treble hook, and his breath smelled like shit for the rest of the day.

by LongBoneGrunter May 8, 2009