couch hooker

a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.

i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.

by karmagirlbme April 11, 2010

Hat Hooker

A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.

That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.

by Tom Jankadewdle June 1, 2011

cool hacker shit

Describes when someone shows proficiency with electronics

Clayton totally put Laura's name on somebody else's website; that's some cool hacker shit right there!

by unicornjiz April 19, 2016

determined hooker

when you are dressed as a two bit hooker, refuse to be called one, and are determined as fuck to be one.

"jessica is literally a determined hooker"

by Gassypasted November 30, 2017

Vinnie Hacker

vinnie hacker is a big tiktoker. he also won in a fight with deji. he’s also hot

“Vinnie Hacker is so hot”
“ikr”

by a big simp for vinnie June 13, 2021

Dead Hooker

A dead hooker is another name for a fleshlight

Chris- "I can't wait to use my new Dead hooker!".

by Deeznuts1231425 June 26, 2021

big honkers

Boobs, that's it. It's just someone describing breasts as nice and large.

Jay: Bro, I can't stop looking at those big honkers.
Kayden: ikr
Jenice: .. guys I am right here

by sussywussy November 22, 2021