Canada's history

a fetish populirized by jeopordy's host Albert Trebek. to perform, one must make a go through hole in the Stanley's cup and use it as afunnel to try to insert the moose antlers into whatever orifice it was agreed upon by the lovers. all while using only mapple syrup as lubricant

paul: hey mike, how it go last night?

mike: o man we did canada's history!!

paul: really?!

mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history

by tayson 88 February 5, 2010

canada's history

A term to refer to something of absolutely no value to humanity whatsoever, and thus has no purpose even being discussed.

"Hey man. Guess what?"
"I don't know, but whatever it is I'm sure I'll love it as much as I love Canada's history."

by iliekmudkipz February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Unusual heterosexual act with homosexual overtones, performed by the male. During anal sex, the male simultaneously and successfully stuffs both testicles and his penis into his female partner's ass.

I used the Superbowl's halftime show to teach my girlfriend Canada's History. Now she wont talk to me, and shes rooting for the other team!

by Colberts Soldier February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A sex act involving moose antlers and maple syrup, usually involving deep anal penetration.

Bill, did you hear about the pictures of Sidney's canada's history?

by omfgcaps February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When you have a beaver slap you in the face with his tail after he takes a shit in your mouth.

I learned a little bit of Canada's History last night.

by Colberts Lover February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A jaw droppingly obscene sex act involving a set of moose antlers, a jug of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Last night at that party over in Queen's West, they showed a porno of someone actually doing Canada's History! I thought it was just an urban legend, eh?

by ColbertSlave February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Inverted outdoor fellatio, performed mounted on horseback.

The longstanding Canadian publication "The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History", which is defined above.

by Oh_yeah85 February 4, 2010