hammer kisses

When a guy rubs the head of his dick up and down on a vagina before he penetrates.

I’m gonna give hammer kisses to that vag to get you wet babe.

by Mtk69 June 3, 2021

dropped the hammer

when you go out and party hard...really hard.

Dude I don't know what happened last night, but I "dropped the hammer" and woke up with half a social security card and a 70's style Slazenger tennis racket.

by Murder Junkies April 20, 2011

creamy hammer

Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other

My girl wanted a creamy hammer

by nibba boy November 17, 2017

hammer myself

1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging

2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually

Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.

I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.

by TwonnyTrash January 20, 2016

Greasy Hammer

When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia

Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y

- J.T.

by Johnny IV April 21, 2020

Manchester Hammer

When some goes number two while in the ocean.

I'm pretty sure that man swam out there to take himself a Manchester Hammer.

by Puddingsbane August 8, 2017

Jammy Hammer

Jammy Boye has a powerful weapon that removes toxicity. Some members of the Jammy Police may be allowed to use it.

Me: XD LMAO TRASH KID

Jammy Boye: HERE COMES THE JAMMY HAMMER!

by krispturtle September 30, 2018