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Manchester Hammer

When some goes number two while in the ocean.
I'm pretty sure that man swam out there to take himself a Manchester Hammer.
by Puddingsbane August 8, 2017
mugGet the Manchester Hammermug.

hammer myself

1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging

2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually
Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.

I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.
by TwonnyTrash January 20, 2016
mugGet the hammer myselfmug.

hammered lamb

It's when you put a boob in your butt and fart, then it goes baaaaahhhhhh!
Those tits would be perfect for the hammered lamb!
by HurricaneB March 1, 2014
mugGet the hammered lambmug.

womb hammer

A slap on the vagina by a penis, preferably erect.
Ariana Grande said to her partner,"Ohh yea, keep that womb hammer going!"
by Meme Slurper March 27, 2016
mugGet the womb hammermug.

pneumatic hammer

The act of using a vacuum nozzle to hold a rubber dildo, while using it on your partner in a fast and rigorous motion.
I gave my maid a pneumatic hammer yesterday.
by Ghouch October 10, 2015
mugGet the pneumatic hammermug.

gut-hammer

He gave her the gut-hammer.
by USNAVSPY July 29, 2006
mugGet the gut-hammermug.

soviet hammer

by Ghjxdhm August 13, 2017
mugGet the soviet hammermug.

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