Hooves Hammer

When someone does a weird ass fucking serve for spike ball which looks like someone putting a pipe up an elderly persons asshole.

The Hooves Hammer can be effective on and off the court.

by OvilInUrMum69 May 19, 2020

hammered palmer

A hammered palmer is a mixture of sweet tea flavored vodka and hard lemonade. The ratio is totally up to the drinker.

Hey make me a hammered palmer suck head!!

by Wayne Rathbun March 30, 2016

hammer squirrel

ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done

Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!

by Steph the U!! June 30, 2016

Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.

"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"

by Jtizzle96 January 14, 2018

Thot Hammer

A guy who only has sex with thots who has a superiority complex alongside validation to his ego only fueling a further douchebag persona to be portrayed to others and hammering more thots

Chad is a total thot hammer.

by baileystrum July 18, 2021

tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.

John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

dropped the hammer

when you go out and party hard...really hard.

Dude I don't know what happened last night, but I "dropped the hammer" and woke up with half a social security card and a 70's style Slazenger tennis racket.

by Murder Junkies April 20, 2011