Steamed Hams

Typical definition said by Skinner when he waited the lunch.

Principal Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.

Superintendant Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.

Superintendant Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.

Superintendant Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?

Principal Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.

Superintendant Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."

Principal Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression.

Superintendant Chalmers: I see.

Chalmers takes a bite of the "steamed ham"

Superintendant Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.

Superintendant Chalmers: For steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes

Superintendant Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

shows Skinner the grill marks

Principal Skinner: Uh... you know... one thing I sh -... 'scuse me for one second.

by M4ttl December 26, 2016

go ham

to respond violently to someone who disrespects you.

the neighbor used profanity against my mother and i decided to go ham when i got the oppurtunity.

by crawford, jerrel February 5, 2008

Nigerian Ham

Simply put, watermelon. I don't think it needs further explanation. Pretty obvious

That Nate sat down for a feast of Nigerian ham

by Mateo1217 July 19, 2009

Ham Wallet

Describes a woman's Vagina - that "looks like" a Wallet made of Ham - especially when shaved

Darren ordered a Shaved Ham Wallet with a side order of Sun Dried Tomatoes - with no Mayo

by Tubby Tockley September 6, 2006

ham sandwich

an over weight sloppy girl that has lost all self respect for themselves thus making them also a slut willing to have sex with any and everyone.

Olivia is such a ham sandwich

by william mcfap October 4, 2011

chest hams

a girlz breas, they big too.

Man that bitch gots silly chest hams

by Willie B January 11, 2005

Ham-Sliced

The act of being beyond shit faced. Like without a doubt wasted, on the floor, should not drive, fucked up.

My boy Ramon got so ham-sliced last night that he fucked his sister.

by Theman-Nard December 28, 2010