hurted

the incorrect way to say hurt/ the way a child would speak about his/her injury

ow I hurted my toe mommy!

by Timmyinnit March 15, 2021

hurt

ugly

youre so hurt

by asapgin April 19, 2018

Hurt

To be so down bad that you can do nothing other than drool on yourself.

*baddie walks in the room*

“Damn, I’m hurt.”

by Jack0129$ June 16, 2022

Hurt Buddy

Literally the most beautiful person you will EVER meet. She is an AMAZING friend, and you can trust her to keep all of your secrets. She loves her family and treats her friends like nobody else does. She loves her friends to pieces and would literally do ANYTHING for them. She gets ALL the guys. But don't mess with A Hurt Buddy or you will be sorry because she is literally the most amazing person you will ever meet.❤️

Omg is that one of the hurt buddy's? She's so gorgeous I wanna be here so bad.

by Secrettt hehehe January 27, 2018

Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo

“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

hurted

hurts even worse then “hurt”

son that hurted when yu through the ball at me .

by devin dipascal November 27, 2018