Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
by EdwardW266 April 13, 2011
Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.
by ItzaChaoza June 20, 2018
by Ranger man July 08, 2022
A variation of the Oklahoma hand grenade, where a woman jerks off her male partner into her asshole, then farts the load back onto the male partners face.
Did you hear what that nasty fuck josh did? When he was banging that swamp donkey out he had her give him a Gardner grenade, he had to take a shower to get all that dirty sausage slime off his face.
by Mr. Gagsonmen February 07, 2025
Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here
by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017
by jizzking78 June 26, 2015
CODE BROWN, CODE BROWN
Jesus Fucking Christ, there's shit everywhere, what happened?
Hazing ritual. They stuffed private Lopez with 20 tacos and his undiagnosed Grenade Gut duly saluted. He is now Private Turd Class.
Jesus Fucking Christ, there's shit everywhere, what happened?
Hazing ritual. They stuffed private Lopez with 20 tacos and his undiagnosed Grenade Gut duly saluted. He is now Private Turd Class.
by moonsuck December 12, 2023