granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.

Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.

by C. E. Short January 09, 2016

Granny gumming

When a granny with no teeth gives u delectably good head with those gummies of hers

I went granny gumming last night, don't tell Kyle it was his granny.

by Smollpp2002 May 06, 2024

On That Granny

A placeholder phrase that can mean anything *PORN AFFILIATED*
OTG for short.

Oh gosh you are so On That Granny. USB OTG.

by onthatgranny December 02, 2024

Granny Katie

A granny Katie is some teen who just has that granny style and is typically the mom of the group. The biggest clue to the granny style is the metal from oldish looking glasses.

Person: Yooo did u see their new glasses, they are such a granny Katie

by Istg all names are in use November 20, 2021

Granny Waffle

A old soggy flappy vagina

Babe I don't wanna have sex. You have a granny waffle.

by MrDILDO October 19, 2015

Granny War

When people feud like old ladies over something that doesn't need to be argued over.

Tom: hey Billy what is making our moms so mad over baseball and dinosaurs to where they are arguing so childishly?

Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.

by GoochiBangzz December 03, 2018

Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.

The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.

by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023