Goober Naffy

A person who
Acts like a complete idiot and makes bad choices.

My brother was being a goober naffy and fell out of his car.

by B queen January 22, 2018

Goober

Dumb WIddly pan an absolute Wanokly spat an unequivacly woocley YaBerBop

Woah bro talk about some real Goober material in that nerd over there

by Brapmaster November 16, 2022

Goober tech

When you do something really stupid in the game dead by daylight and it works.

"Why did you vault into that wraith and how did he miss?"
"Goober tech idk"

by Goobaw December 12, 2023

Goober

Goober is a Personal Pronoun/Identifier used by Goofy, funny people who love having fun with their friends. The politically correct term would be "Goofy Goober", but just using "Goober" as a shortener is 100% a-okay! Goobers may have expanding sexualities, but don't care about other's preferences, and just enjoy goofing around and having fun with friends.

Person 1: "How's it going, my fellow goober"
Person 2: "Going great, goober, wanna play Fortnite"
Person 1: "Sure!"

by PlootsMaster July 3, 2021

Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.

My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.

by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024

Deadass a whole goober

To be a a goofball

Vladimir Putin is deadass a whole goober

by WigglyGhandi 12: May 26, 2022

Goober brigade

A large collection of Goobers.

Be careful, I heard there's a Goober brigade going to Jonathan's party this Sunday.

by Drake Stewart October 9, 2022