PUA Gathering

The Pickup Artist Social Network. Where pickup artists meetup to discuss their seduction techniques and lookup wingmen around their area. Link is www.puagathering.com

Slaya pulled two chicks from the bar last night! He's putting up the field report on PUA Gathering.

by PUA Man August 10, 2009

Bill Gates

Invented the Mac, founder of Intel, own 120% of the government. best of all, he owns Nintendo. Born 2000 BC, died 1987 AD due to bite in the frontal lobe.

Hey, did you see the new Bill Gates computer? it sucks, i'm going back to windows.

by BrandonTBX September 4, 2016

Tragic: The Gathering

See: magic: the cocksucking.

It really is Tragic: the Gathering (what the fuck is "the gathering" any way?)

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"

Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."

by Nerezza January 21, 2009

Enemy at the gates

When a chick is 6 months pregnant and decides to have sex. The act of pounding the cervix, jake the snake creates a knocking sound that the child will remeber for the rest of his/her life.

What she had told me was the weight of the baby while she was standing up with all the years of enemy at the gates her cervix was about to give.

by Cervexor April 10, 2010

Gatis

Latvian by name but gay but nature. Being gay is one thing however is also homophobic and commonly reports about having "niggas in his butt hole".

Is a k pop Stan and references his favorite k pop band "BTS" quite frequently.
Is a wannabe German and thinks highly of the German Riech but despises the communist party including Russia.
Gatis however is Loyal, Friendly and is an all round great guy.

"I'm gonna use you as protection, your gonna be my Condom" - Gatis
"Nigga's in my butthole" - Gatis
"My buttcheeks hurt from all the spanking" -Gatis

by Itsaled April 5, 2020

goths

pieces of shit who wear vampire capes, shop at hot topic, and listen to death metal. death metal is pure satanic bullshit and possesses them. I dont care if they like korn or iron maiden that stuff is fuckin awesome i listen to that but dont wear black and hang out at the oasis for 5 hours and play ddr. i hate any goth who really IS a goth, i hate anyone who dresses like a goth, i hate any 12 year old shit that tries to be gothic to be cool but they dont realize no one likes them. And every death metal band shud die a painful death with a rusty knife.

The members of Cannibal Corpse and their cover artist should die immediately. They are worthless masses of organic matter that spawned from incest.

by goths will die August 15, 2004